Work Out Chart Blank Is Anyone Up For A Good Christian Joke? I Loved This One, How About You?

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A little Christian Humor for a Change

Jesus and Satan had an ongoing dispute over who was better on the computer. She expects it for days, and frankly God was tired of hearing all disputes.

And finally, the full nose, God said, "That's it, I've had enough. I will create a test that lasts two hours, and the results, I find that work better."

And Satan and Jesus sat down at the keyboard and typed away.

He mice.

Was faxed.

The e-mail.

The e-mails with attachments.

Will be downloaded.

They tables!

They wrote reports.

They created labels and cards.

They created charts andGraphs.

You have genealogy reports.

Not all jobs known to man.

Jesus worked with heavenly efficiency and Satan was faster than hell.

Then ten minutes before time was up, lightning suddenly lit up the sky, thunder, rain falls, and of course, came to power.

Satan stared at his blank screen and screamed every curse known in the underworld.

Jesus just sighed. Finally, power is back, and each of them restarted their computers.

Satan started searching desperately and screamed:
"He's gone!" It's All Gone, I've lost everything when the power is there! "

Meanwhile, Jesus quietly started printing all his filesthe last two hours.
Satan observed this and became angry. "Wait!" He said. "It's not fair!" He cheated, how is that you have all your work, and I do not? "

God shrugged and said:

"Jesus saves".